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闯红灯的一般有两种后果，要么比别人快一分钟，要么比别人快一辈子。

Running a red light usually has two consequences, one minute faster than others, or one lifetime faster than others.

那晚，我在阳台抽烟，风抽一半我抽一半，我没和风计较，或许风也有烦恼，可转念一想，风凭什么抽我的烟，于是我开始抽风。

That night, I was smoking on the balcony, half of the wind, half of me. I didn care with the wind. Maybe the wind also had troubles, but after a second thought, why does the wind smoke my cigarette, so I began to smoke.

小时候很喜欢一句诗：“宠辱不惊，看庭前花开花落。”长大后理解更加深刻，要是我也有这样一个带花园的别墅，我也会宠辱不惊。

When I was a child, I liked a poem: "don be surprised, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court." When I grow up, I have a deeper understanding. If I had such a villa with a garden, I would not be surprised.

骗我感情可以，骗我钱不行，我这一生能爱好多个人，但是实在挣不了几个钱。

You can cheat me on my feelings, but you can cheat me on my money. I can love many people in my life, but I can earn a few money.

看到路上有个小孩在踩影子 我觉得好幼稚 所以绕开了我怕他踩到我的影子

When I saw a child stepping on the shadow on the road, I thought it was childish, so I bypassed it for fear that he would step on my shadow

人活着都是为了什么，都是为了红毛爷爷。不愿做奴隶的人民，都愿做人民币的奴隶。

What do people live for? They live for grandfather Hongmao.People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

有可能全世界，只有体育老师会和我说，你能别走吗？

Maybe all over the world, only PE teachers will tell me, can you stay?

最好的友情：各自忙碌，互相牵挂 ，不用刻意想起，因为从未忘记，虽然不能一起出生，但我们可以一起祸害苍生。

The best friendship: each busy, care about each other, do not deliberately think of, because never forget, although we can not be born together, but we can harm the common people together.

闹钟响起，灵魂出窍，先爬起来的是身体，几分钟后，灵魂归体。

When the alarm clock rings, the soul comes out of the body. The first thing to get up is the body. After a few minutes, the soul returns to the body.

学医本就是逆天而行，死在路上很正常。

Its normal to die on the road.

不开心就要花钱，花钱了就更不开心。

If you are not happy, you have to spend money. If you spend money, you are even more unhappy.

上帝是公平的，你虽然收入落后，但是消费超前。

God is fair. Although you are backward in income, you are ahead in consumption.

喜欢一个人的感觉大概就是：无论他穿什么颜色的衣服，都觉得好看。

Like a persons feeling is probably: no matter what color he wears clothes, feel good-looking.

如果你正在读这段话就证明你喜欢上我了，如果你想否认，那为什么还在读。

If you are reading this passage, it proves that you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it.

最有魅力的是康师傅，因为每天都有成千上万的人泡他。

The most attractive one is Master Kang, because thousands of people soak him every day.

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