嘻嘻！首先我要很抱歉，占用了这公共资源，发个朋友圈，主要就是想告诉大家，我今天起得很早。
Hee hee! First of all, I would like to apologize for taking up this public resource and send a circle of friends, mainly to tell you that I got up very early today.
有些可爱的女孩子，每次骂人都不太好意思，捏紧了小拳头，涨的脸通红，最后却只能小声的嘟囔一声，你讨厌死了。
Some lovely girls, each time curse is not too bashful, clenched small fists, flushed face, but finally can only whisper a sound, you hate.
你知道我为什么看起来这么胖吗？还不是被这生活打肿的。
Do you know why I look so fat? I haven been beaten up by this life.
我这么可爱的女孩子都不爱，那你爱什么？爱奇艺吗？
I don love such a lovely girl, so what do you love? IQIYI?
请问一下，你们的心情好吗？好的话，能不能借我几天用一下，我的心情好像坏掉了。
Excuse me, are you in a good mood? If so, could you lend it to me for a few days? I seem to be in a bad mood.
可爱的女孩子，有的时候也要稍微地去做一些坏事情，因为这样的话，老天就会生气地，然后他就会给你发个小伙。
Lovely girl, sometimes also want to do some bad things a little bit, because in this way, god will be angry, and then he will send you a boy.
我超级喜欢你，如果你非要让我把这份喜欢加一个有效期限的话，那么我只给你两分钟，你如果不回我，那么我就撤回，然后再发给别人，我的时间很宝贵的好吧！
I like you very much. If you insist that I add an expiry date to this liking, Then I will only give you two minutes. If you don reply to me, Then I will withdraw it and send it to others.
如果你喜欢我的话，就给我比一个爱心，如果你不喜欢我的话，那就请你把你的右腿放到你左边的肩膀上，再绕一圈，不喜欢我，你怕了吗？
If you like me, give me a love, if you don like me, then please put your right leg on your left shoulder, go around again, don like me, are you afraid?
早就听别人说，假如你想成为那种可爱的女孩子的话，那么你就要学会用叠词，我我我我我觉得得我我我已经完全掌握啦啦啦！
Ive heard people say that if you want to be that kind of cute girl, then you have to learn to use reduplication, I I I I I I think I I I I I have mastered la la la!
我真的是太可爱了，我就应该去做甜甜圈，草莓冰淇淋，奶油蛋糕，AD钙奶…
Im so cute, I should be making donuts, strawberry ice cream, buttercream cakes, AD calcium milk...
在这里我要告诉那些想要找女朋友的人，有什么请冲我来，总是去找别人算什么本事呀！
Im here to tell anyone whos looking for a girlfriend to come at me and always look for someone else.
你连我这么可爱的女孩子都不去疼爱，那你疼什么呀？腾（疼）格尔吗？
You even I so lovely girls are not to love, that you hurt what ah? Does it hurt A lot?
我这么可爱的女孩子，你都不想主动找我聊天，那你想什么？想不开吗？
I am such a lovely girl, you don want to take the initiative to chat with me, then what do you think? Do you think so?
我觉得我真的是太难了，我上辈子可能就是一道超级难的数学附加题。
I think Im really hard. I might have been a super hard math bonus in my last life.
结语：我告诉你们，点赞什么的，冲我来，总是看完收藏不点赞，算什么本事呀，哈哈哈哈！
Conclusion: I tell you, thumb up of what, blunt I come, always see finish collect not point to like, what skill, ha ha ha ha!
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