我想在这个世界上，每一个喜欢抖腿的人，他的心里都有一个做裁缝的梦想，或许他的心里就住着一台缝纫机！
I think in this world, every person who likes shaking his legs has a dream of being a tailor in his heart. Maybe there is a sewing machine in his heart!
你知道要怎么省钱吗？你可以每天就吃一顿饭，这样时间一长你就可以省下一笔巨款，等到未来的某一天，你就可以拿着这笔巨款去医院看胃病用。
Do you know how to save money? You can eat just one meal a day, and over time youll save a huge amount of money that you can take to the hospital for stomach problems someday.
真的搞不懂，现在为什么大家都觉得到了适婚年龄就该结婚了？难道这个世界上的人都是活到了平均寿命就要去寻死吗？
I really don understand why everyone thinks its time to get married when they e marriageable? Are all the people in this world going to die when they reach their average life expectancy?
以前我认为“陪伴是最长情的告白”这句话真的很浪漫，可是后来有一天突然发现，或许那些长得好看的才是所谓的陪伴，而那些长得丑的对于别人来说可能就是纠缠吧！
I used to think that "company is the longest love confession" was really romantic, but then one day I suddenly found that maybe those who are good-looking are the so-called company, while those who are ugly may be pestering for others!
你知道比起一个人去吃海底捞，更让人感到痛心的是什么吗？那就是你一个人根本就没有钱去吃海底捞，实在是太穷了！
Do you know whats more painful than eating Haidilao alone? That is, you have no money to eat haidilao by yourself. You are too poor!
现在的这个社会，告诉我们，长得丑不要紧，只要有钱就行，可是最怕的是什么呢？最怕的就是你又丑又穷！
Now this society, tell us, grow ugly unimportant, as long as have money to go, but most afraid of is what? The worst fear is that you are ugly and poor!
如果有一天你突然意识到原来自己又穷又懒又丑的时候，千万不要感到绝望，因为毕竟你还有自知之明啊！
If one day you suddenly realize that you are poor, lazy and ugly, don feel despair, because after all, you have a good knowledge of yourself.
有些人啊！找对象的时候你不光要去看别人的长得好不好看，拜托，你也找个镜子照照自己好不好看好吗？有时候盲目的自信真的很可怕！
Some people! When you e looking for a guy, you don just have to look at other peoples faces. Come on, you have to look at yourself in the mirror, too. Sometimes blind confidence is really terrible!
其实找对象就要找两种人，第一种是像我这样好看的，第二种就是像我这样脸皮厚的！
In fact, looking for a partner is looking for two kinds of people, the first kind is like me so good-looking, the second kind is like me so thick-skinned!
今天整理了一下QQ空间的相册，然后我便惊奇地发现原来以前那些长得丑的同学，现在依然很丑！
Today, I sorted through the QQ space album, and then I was surprised to find，The original before those ugly students, now still very ugly!
我本来以为我是一个很重感情的人，可是后来当感情失去了的时候，我才突然地发现，原来我是一个很重的人！
I thought I was a very heavy feelings, but then when the feelings lost, I suddenly found that I was a very heavy person!
每个人的一生都会学很多很多的本领，可是最后却发现原来最有用的却是三个字“想开点”！
Everyones life will learn a lot of skills, but finally found that the most useful is the three words "open point"!
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