1、别人都去撞南墙了，那我去修南墙肯定很赚钱。
Others have hit the south wall, so I will make money to build the south wall.
2、如果今天，事已至此，大家就先吃饭吧。
If this is the end of the day, eat first.
3、这个假期在朋友圈游山玩水环游世界，不用出门，真好。
Its good to plan to travel around the world in the circle of friends during the holiday.
4、自己选择的路如果跪着走不完，那就站起来打个车吧！
If you can finish the road you choose on your knees, get up and take a taxi!
5、打着灯笼也找不着的男人，该考虑是不是你的灯笼太暗了。
If you can find a man with a lantern, is your lantern too dark.
6、每天多学一分钟，以后没人抢老公。
Learn one more minute every day, and no one will rob her husband.
7、我见过所有美好的事物，到最后都发生在了别人身上。
Ive seen all the good things, and in the end they all happen to other people.
8、结婚就是这样，找对了人，浪漫变老；找错了人，天天华山论剑！
Marriage is like this, find the right person, a lifetime of romantic aging; find the wrong person, a lifetime of Huashan sword!
9、关注我的人只有两种，一种是关心我的，一种是暗算我的，你是哪一种？
There are only two kinds of people who care about me, one is concerned about me, and the other is plotting against me. Which one are you?
10、不要怪“红颜易老、老公易跑”，那是因为“你花钱太少，放弃美好”。
Don blame "beauty is easy to get old, husband is easy to run", that is because "you spend too little money, give up beautiful".
11、有一种忧伤叫做，我回你消息是秒回，你回我消息是轮回。
There is a kind of sadness called, I return your message is second, you return my message is reincarnation.
12、连我都不理，你理什么，想理发店吗？
I don even care. What do you care, barbers?
13、暗恋的人一个都没有，暗杀的人却一大堆。
There are no secret lovers. There are a lot of assassins
（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）
