一、不管你的车是宝马还是兰博基尼宾利还是法拉利劳斯菜斯还是保时捷不管是新的还是旧的还是改装过的都可以拿到我这里换不锈钢脸盆
No matter whether your car is BMW, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ferrari, Rolls-Royce or Porsche, whether it is new, old or modified, you can take it to me for a stainless steel washbasin
二、小猪佩奇最怕岁月，因为岁月是把杀猪刀
Piggy Page is most afraid of the years, because the years are a pig knife
三、我已经起床了，那可是6935个仰卧起坐啊！ 怎么还没练出可以炫耀的腹肌？
Ive been up for 19 years, and thats 6935 sit-ups! Why haven you developed abdominal muscles to show off?
四、有些人总是抱怨自己过得不好 一上称却又跑了不少
Some people always complain that they are not doing well, but they run a lot
五、我长得丑是有创意，这叫活得有勇气 丑不是我的本意，是上帝在发脾气
My ugliness is creative, which is called living with courage. Ugliness is not my intention, but God is losing his temperAs long as you are good at using modal pan
六、只要你善于使用语气词 那你打出来哩字就是有声音哩 你说是不是。
As long as you are good at using modal particles, the words you type are sound, wouldn you say so?
七、不要骂前任 他激你分手了吗 他没激吧 他哥没激吧 他爸没激吧 他全家都没激吧
Don scold your predecessor. He didn provoke you to break up. His brother didn provoke him. His father didn provoke him. His whole family didn provoke him
八、等我领男朋友回家的时候 我一定要把他挂在村口的电线杆上三天 让全村人都知道我有男朋友了
When I bring my boyfriend home, I must hang him on the telephone pole at the entrance of the village for three days so that the whole village knows that I have a boyfriend.
九、我也是一个物质的女生没有电瓶车的不要
I am also a material girl who doesn have a battery car.
十、天天收红包 怪不好意思的 没办法主要是我这个人太有吸引力了 你说是吧 蚊子
Im sorry to receive red envelopes every day. Im too attractive, don you think, Mozzie
十一、本想做你心尖尖儿上的人，却没想到你的心是五角星。
I wanted to be the person at the top of your heart, but I didn expect your heart to be a five-pointed star.
十二、长这么大第一次被要签名 正在思考要怎么写比较好呢 快递大哥一直催我快点 还有很多件要派 无语
Its the first time Ive been asked to sign my name. Im thinking about how to write it better. The courier brother has been urging me to hurry up. There are still many things to send speechless
十三、我就想在春节前上个王牌而已 又不是上春晚 很过分吗
I just want to play a trump card before the Spring Festival. Isn it too much to go to the Spring Festival Evening
十四、我哪敢谈恋爱 我还是一个遇到难题就小猿搜题的大笨蛋
How dare I fall in love? Im still a big fool who searches for questions when encountering problems.
十五、无论今天多糟糕 明天空中还是会有新的棉花糖
No matter how bad today is, there will still be new marshmallows in the air tomorrow
