1、就是这个人，打破了我孤独终老的计划。
This is the man who broke my plan to die alone.
2、我说不出我为什么爱你，但你就是我不爱别人的理由。
I can say why I love you, but you are the reason why I don love others.
3、找到代替易烊千玺的人啦！
Ive found someone to replace Yi Yang Qian Xi!
4、再见大森林，我被歪脖子树挂住了。
Goodbye, big forest. Im caught by the crooked neck tree.
5、比奶茶更让我心动的东西出现了。
Something more exciting than milk tea appeared.
6、乡亲们，我养狗了。
Folks, I have a dog.
7、遇见你，从-248°C到宇宙爆炸。
Meet you, from - 248 ° C to the cosmic explosion.
8、我本是要行走江湖的，但看见你我觉得可以停下。
I was going to travel in the world, but I think I can stop when I see you.
9、余生不用指教了，都听我指挥吧。
I don need to teach you for the rest of your life, just follow my instructions.
10、我被猪拱走了。
I was carried away by the piggy.
11、今天上帝发对象，我去领了一个。
Today, God sent a boyfriend, I went to get one.
12、你们以后不需要流言蜚语了，我们俩已经在一起了。
You don need gossip anymore. We e already together.
13、今天我还是全世界的大人，但也是一个人的小朋友。
Today, I am still an adult all over the world, but I am also a child of one person.
14、这次充话费，果然没失望。
This time the charge did not disappoint me.
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