每日开心一笑1：
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“不是说消费降级吗？为什么去欧洲旅游了？”
“还是降了，本来想登月的。”
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每日开心一笑2：
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看到男友手机上有个女生和好用情侣头像，聊天内容也非常暧昧，我质问他：“是不是这个女人绿了我？”
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每日开心一笑3：
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一只老鼠在路边翻着垃圾，我揪起店里正在熟睡的花猫，使劲向老鼠扔去。
猫和老鼠都愣住了，对视了不到一秒，各自扭头就跑。。。
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