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【不好意思我接个电话先】
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零
断句是门技术活
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壹
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推特上面有位饲养员给自家仓鼠准备了辆车车过马路
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贰
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克里斯·海，一位非常会找准自己位置的直男
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叁
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贴纸买好了，就差gtr
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肆
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那你能告诉我第五题的答案吗 ？能
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伍
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我就相信前面四个字
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强行搞笑，最为致命！
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老婆给我讲一个笑话， 讲了两句之后我发现我听过， 但我表现出很有兴趣的样子在听， 一直听到她要说关键的最后一句话的时候， 我突然抢先说出了最后一句话， 然后哈哈大笑。后来我给她买了个五万的包才算完。
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同事的家属得了重病，单位组织募捐，可匿名可实名，大家都匿名捐款，我也匿名捐了500。可是…哪个天杀的用我的名字捐了1块钱！
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一对情侣在街上闹，女的问：“你们男人为什么就不懂女人嘛？”男的答：“真正懂女人的男人会喜欢女人吗？！”
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对与异性发生性关系后的给钱时间做出了界定标准：完事后就给的为嫖娼，一周后给的是性伙伴，按月给的为情人，按季度定量给的是包养，全年度都给的为二奶，终生不懈给的是老婆，从来不给的是红颜知己。务必把握好给钱时间，否则性质不同。。。
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自从和女朋友在一起之后，每天都折几只纸鹤送给她，我都不记得有多少了，记不起了。。。突然今天她发信息给我，你送给我的纸鹤今天卖给收废品的了！还没来得及伤心，又发来一条，刚好9块，咱去民政局吧！
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不明白了电视里，古代那些大侠一出去，就是两斤酱牛肉一壶好酒，每天最少三顿... 放眼前，二斤酱牛肉一百多块钱，一壶酒就算十块钱，一月一万多。还经常阔绰的周济贫苦百姓，我真想问他们都是做什么工作的？
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