昨晚上和朋友上了网回家，突然 路边跳出一个手拿匕首的歹徒：把钱 交出来。我朋友直接吓哭了！要不是我晕过去了，我肯定笑尿了。
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience and try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
鼙~蠡a
